Crispin Glover

We should've just made him use colors to rhyme. Good look rhyming with Purple and Orange and stuff. You can't do that I bet. Idiot.

Is he singing about this guy?



or maybe this one?



I don't know. My roommate likes to talk about how he wasn't really in Back to the Future 2, and they had to be really creative not to show his face. I was just like, "If Marty McFly can travel through time, why doesn't he just go to where they have a cure for Parkinson's." A couple days later, I found poop in my bed. That wasn't too cool.

More like... Street Fighter Bore...

Hahaha. I love play on words. Because, like Street Fighter 4 rhymes with Street Fighter Bore. I don't know though, Street Fighter is kind of cool.



I usually play with that girl. Especially since this cool new joystick came out.



I don't know about that new Street Fighter movie. It's not that cool. The original had Kylie Minogue as Cammie. She's alright. I heard she got one of her boobs cut off. I'm not really into Uniboobs.



I don't know, she's kinda cool from behind though, I guess.

Kirk Cameron is Really Angry

But he's not going to curse.

Is this what Christian's think the real world is like? This movie made $34 million, and I have never seen a more idiotic movie. I wonder what we didn't get to see, that's in the final product. Mr. Rudolph desperately wants to keep up with his neighbor, so he steals a new TV, and gets thrown in jail? The black guy secretly wants Kirk Cameron's wife, and so he gets hit by lightning on his boner?



I mean, that's better than Fireproof. I'm not going to say that controversy is cool, because I'm not sure. But, if some woman started nagging me, and wouldn't give me any, and then told me that it was because I wasn't honorable, I'd treat her the Nicholas Cage way and not the Mike Seaver way.

Anagramz

One of the anagrams for my name is Mini Fart, Big Frothy Shit.

I don't know about that.



Let's imagine the meeting behind this product.

Executive- So, we have to market this as a potty-training tool. The name is going to be very important. If we're going to pitch this to Wal-Mart, we really want it to stick.

Intern (hungover)- Oh man, It's Potty Time.

Executive- I love it.

Executive pitches it to his boss, who laughs and says "Like Party Time. I like it." To which the executive stares blankly and nods, frightened and ashamed.

Some time later, it's on my blog, and I'm making terrible, drawn out jokes about it. I'm still not dropping my goddamn lawsuit. Those sons of bitches are going to pay for taking my idea, and then firing me.

Yes. I would.

She's pretty cool.

Two Out of Three

I don't know. I mean, I like Muay Thai. I like Basketball. Parkour is only so-so. I mean, first, it's French, and that's not very cool. Next, it seems like something a fat kid would try, but not be very good at.



Kind of like this kid. You might say, "Oh, he's not trying, he's just being funny." Well, if he's fat, he would be bad at it anyway. At least, if he didn't make that video we would just assume he was funny. Now, he ruined that for himself too. Now what does he have left to be good at, not being able to see his own dick?

That Offends Me.

So, I guess that basketball is cool. Muay Thai is pretty cool. Parkour is, at best, kinda cool. What's the verdict then?


Ok, fat people can croon also. That's sorta cool.

When I Grow Up

I would like to do something that would show the creative genius that I pretend to possess. That would be pretty cool. I'm not sure how that will come out.

http://www.hollywoodsaloon.com/podcast.html

That was kind of a cool thing for them to do. They compiled a bunch of the early works of big time directors. Not really sure where Michael Bay is. They probably are holding off on a few of the best ones for a sequel. How subtle of a joke was that!? Oh, I ruined it.