Crust's aren't very cool. Sometimes they smell like hot garbage. Sometimes they smell like hot garbage, covered in sweat, mixed in curry. So, they have good days and bad days, I guess.
I was born in Bridgeport, CT. It's a pretty nice town.
Those are some of the locals. I feel well-represented in that video. I think they called me white boy in Bridgeport to be sardonic. I'm not sure what that word means, but I think that it's like a combination of sarcastic and ironic or something. That's kind of cool though, so I'll run with that.
My friend and I went to hang out at my neighbor's house. Her name's Ceci. You might know her. She's pretty cool. We figured we could be just a couple of guys, hanging out having a good time.
It was pretty fun. I mean, you know. Then, all of a sudden a group of people came, and they weren't that cool. One guy introduced himself without introducing himself. That was weird. Then, another girl paused for five seconds and introduced herself as "Pooper."
She looked a lot like that girl from Knocked up. Except, without the charm or glasses. She wasn't that cool.
Man, I just got a bit of a scare. I was driving home in my car. Then, I got a text from this girl saying she had a small gift for me. I had heard that before. I knew exactly what it meant.
So, I told her "no way girl." She said, "I'm serious." So, I mean, definitely not the coolest situation to be in. There's always a solution when it comes to that problem though.
Now, coat hangers, those are cool. Think about it, you can use them for so many things. They can unlock things, hang things, antenna things, cut things, poke things, I dont know, be cool on things?
Macgyver once used a coat hanger to disarm a ticking time bomb. Now it's my turn.
Ceci sent me this. She thinks Kittens are cool. I don't know, I think she's cool.
When this video was playing, this song was playing and queued up with the video. It fit.
I don't know what's going on in that video. I think someone had too much fun making a not good video. I do that sometimes. One time I made a video about these kids being funny. That was kind of cool.
I don't know about alligators. I used to think they were kind of cool, but now I'm not sure. Now they're just ok, maybe not even. I mean, they kind of just lie around in the sun all day, and look really scaley and gross. Old Jewish women aren't that cool really.
Are crocodiles cooler than alligators? I'm not sure. Why don't you go ask Alligator Dundee.
Oh wait.
Anyway, I rode through the everglades a lot today. It was alright. My friend Jeremy said it was repetitive. I said he was redundant. It was funny, because he's a twin. Like, one of those circus freaks.
I don't know, but I will tell you one thing, don't order Gator Bites from a Mexican BBQ place. They will overcharge you. I don't get it, I thought Jewish people were cheap.
